My Friend's Friend's Right Breast...

A good friend of mine has a girlfriend who had a cameo part in a movie last year.

In her scene, she plays a girl who has sex with the lead character. In the scene, (which I haven't seen yet) apparently her right breast pops free and makes a prolonged appearance in the scene. Sort of the third character in the scene. I think she has lines, along the whole "Fuck me, buddy!" and "Let's keep on fuckin'" and "Boy, we sure are fuckin' now" line. No word on what the breast says, if anything.

(Yes, I'm being intentionally vague about all of this. If you know the deets, then you can fill in the blanks yourself. If not, then trust me in that it's best that I leave this lovely girl's identity and breast, unrevealed.)

Now, I've never met this young lady in real life.

And I haven't seen her movie yet.

And yet, I can go to IMDB, look her name up and Google it and three links down, is her Mr. Skin page, with four pics taken from the movie, pasted in a lovely, montage of her uni-boobed cameo scene. I don't think her face is visible in the scene, but her great, beautiful right breast certainly is.

In fact, with a little bit of searching, I could even download her scene and JUST her scene (all 15 seconds of it) to my home computer. (Which reminds me, I should do that when I get home tonight.)

And that strikes me as odd, Dear Reader.

To have seen a great swarth of a woman's private area, which has been enjoyed by moviegoers around the world, mind you. And yet, the possesor of this fine, mammarian orb is only a phone call away.

Not that I would have anything to say beyond...

"Hey, I Googled your Boob at work the other day."

Ha ha ha!

Now, there's a sentance I've never used before...

Cheers,
Mr. B